Yo Momma Has Come to Get You with a Housecoat, Slippers and a Headscarf At Least Once During Your Childhood
Don’t stay out past your curfew and have your ghetto ass momma (or grandma) come looking for you dressed like she’s been slaving on a plantation all day. ‘Cause if she had to get up out the bed to find your little sneaky behind, you better know she’s gonna light that ass on fire when she finds you! (But we all know that the embarrassment stung much worse.)
My grandma did it to me once, but I made sure she never had a reason to do it to me again. Ain’t no shame like it.