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Petty Sh!t You Do When You’re Broke

avoiding someone

Avoid People You Owe Money

When payday rolls around and it’s time to cough up that cash you owe your manz from about a week ago (week ago!), you’re duckin’ and dodgin’ harder than Jay Z stuck in an elevator with Solange. You made a special ringtone just for the person you owe cash so you know not to answer when they call. And if they show up to your door, it’s lights out, blinds shut, curtains closed.

When they finally catch up to you, all of a sudden, you gotta long sob story to tell: “See, what had happened was…”

Broke, begging ass. Just petty.

 

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2 Comments on Petty Sh!t You Do When You’re Broke

  1. Hilarious lmao.. Cool ass Read. Keep it up!

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