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Men, You’re Not the Only Ones Who Can Use a Urinal, Now Females Can Pee Standing Up Too

woman peeing standing

A few months ago, I was out on the road with my then-beau and we both had to take a leak. Of course, since he’s a dude, he was able to pull over, whip it and wizz it, while I was stuck in the car mad because I wasn’t in the mood for pissy-pants (yes, I’m a horrible squatter, plus I had no wipes). Therefore, I decided to just hold it until we got to a location where I could pee in comfort. At that very moment, a bulb went off and I told my boo-boo-stank-stank that I wanted to invent some type of urination tube that would enable women to tinkle like men when we were out on the road.

After laughing hysterically at how angry I was that I couldn’t just turn to a wall or stand behind a tree to drain my tank, he told me he thought it was a good idea. Okay, I may be onto something here, I thought. Fast forward a few months later, and I’m IG-surfing only to come across a flick of an object that looked strikingly similar to the invention that I’d concocted in my head. Pause. Somebody done stole my damn idea! Just to be sure, I did some digging. A SheWee, that was the name of the thing. I was pissed! (Granted, this product has been on the market for over a decade, but still…I’m mad as hell.)

shewee

And come to find out, this SheWee thingy isn’t the only female urination device (FUD) ready for sale: GoGirl, Whiz Freedom, PStyle, Urinelle…yeah, so much for my bright idea. (Shrugs.) Despite my anger that some genius(es) beat me to the punch, I still think these magical little faux wieners are brilliant ideas and perfect for us gals when we’re out-and-about and need to take a quick leak without the fear of pissing in our shoes or wetting up our underpants.

So, how do these things work? Well, you just attach the cupped-end to your va-jay-jay, aim the tub at your chosen destination, and let her rip!

fud

Cool, right? But the real question is: Would you use it? Leave your comments and take the poll below.

And just in case you need a visual, here’s a look at a few chicks from BuzzFeed trying out the SheWee for the first time.

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1 Comment on Men, You’re Not the Only Ones Who Can Use a Urinal, Now Females Can Pee Standing Up Too

  1. little missy // May 26, 2016 at 6:54 am // Reply

    So, stand in the men’s room, pull up skirt, dress or pull down slacks, pee thru this thing then go let the water run thru it, all the time listening to the rude remarks and laughs? No Thanks.

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